Turn heads anywhere you go by riding around with a big ol’ pair of dangling testicles hanging off the back of your seat. The eye-catching design of this bicycle light coupled with the impossibly bright neon pink glow will ensure you get noticed by drivers
Live your life with no ragrets – not even a single letter – when you proudly display your fail-proof motto with this temporary tattoo. It’s easy to apply and is perfect for job interviews and first time meet and greets with your financially and emotionall
Keep that delicious pint of ice cream safe and secure from your fellow gluttons with this ice cream pint lock. Designed perfectly for a Ben and Jerry’s pint of ice cream, these sturdy locks are perfect for deterring ice cream thieves at home or in the off
Turn the art of love making into literal art by getting down with the “love is art” canvas and paint kit. Creating your erotic masterpiece is easy – simply cover you and your lover’s body in paint, climb on top of the blank canvas, and start getting freak
The giant gummy bear is an epic achievement in mankind’s history. This massive gummy bear weighs over 4.5 pounds and has a wide variety of uses outside of its own nutritional value. This monstrosity of sugar also makes a great Valentine’s Day gift
Transfer your data doggy style by inserting the humping USB dog’s red rocket into your computer. As soon as he’s penetrated your USB slot, this frisky doggy starts humping away with reckless abandon – and he doesn’t pull out until the transfer is complete
Bring some humor into the bedroom with this novelty “his” and “hers” duvet. This queen sized bed cover is made from 100% cotton and sports a design that divides the bed equally between you and you sweetheart.
Keep track of all the genius ideas, fleeting thoughts, and big questions that arise while flying high by writing them down in the How High Am I journal. This guided journal comes with a list of intriguing prompts and ample space to doodle and record your
Work on your stroke while you do work on the porcelain throne with this mini-golf putting game. Perfect for any size bathroom, the toilet mini-golf game is a great gift idea for the golfing enthusiast and comes with a putting green, two balls, and a mini
Experience a magical fun filled night that you’ll never remember by playing the Drink Or Dare card game. Players take turns either matching the number or color of the card laid before them – or performing embarrassing dares like talking dirty to someone.
From the online mischief maker that gave us the “knock knock hijack” and “hotel graffiti” comes But….You’re A Horse romance novel. A varied collections of gags, anecdotes, and pranks that have nothing whatsoever to do with the cover.
Give your car’s interior some comic book inspired charm with this “Fire Missiles” cigarette lighter button. This eye-catching accent is crafted from anodized aluminum and is designed to fit most 12-volt car sockets.
Give yourself one more reason to never want to get out of bed in the morning by snuggling up with this pepperoni pizza bed cover. The duvet comes emblazoned with a realistic image of a mouth-watering cheesy and greasy pizza pie.
Keep your hormonal mess of teen from turning into a total jackass by having him or her read “How Not To Be A Dick”. Author Meghan Doherty provides straightforward advice paired with comical “Dick and Jane” styled cartoons to teach everyday etiquette.
Punish your anus and permanently stain your bed sheets by bravely sprinkling in some “Shit The Bed” hot sauce onto your meals. It’s loaded with Scorpion chillies – the 3rd hottest chili in the world – along with a blend of varied herbs and spices.