Turn heads while you play your favorite tunes from these cat ear headphones. Apart from emitting an eye-catching neon light, the cat ears double as external headphones you can use to share your music with those around you.
Turn heads anywhere you go by riding around with a big ol’ pair of dangling testicles hanging off the back of your seat. The eye-catching design of this bicycle light coupled with the impossibly bright neon pink glow will ensure you get noticed by drivers
Stop counting calories and start counting change when you keep your money in the hamburger wallet. This scrumptious looking wallet safely houses your cash, credit cards, and ID in a hamburger shaped pouch that is perfect for any junk food junkie.
This snuggle pillow will always be a shoulder for you to lie and cry on. This pillow is machine washable, includes the removable t-shirt, and also is a great neck pillow. It makes a great gift for those forever alone types or anyone on the rebound.
Live your life with no ragrets – not even a single letter – when you proudly display your fail-proof motto with this temporary tattoo. It’s easy to apply and is perfect for job interviews and first time meet and greets with your financially and emotionall
Satisfy your darkest culinary desires by reading about Miss Chicken in the Fifty Shades of Chicken cookbook. Her exploits with a wealthy, sexy and very hungry chef lead her into risque predicaments that’ll leave you feeling all hot, hungry, and bothered.
Keep that delicious pint of ice cream safe and secure from your fellow gluttons with this ice cream pint lock. Designed perfectly for a Ben and Jerry’s pint of ice cream, these sturdy locks are perfect for deterring ice cream thieves at home or in the off
Turn the art of love making into literal art by getting down with the “love is art” canvas and paint kit. Creating your erotic masterpiece is easy – simply cover you and your lover’s body in paint, climb on top of the blank canvas, and start getting freak
The giant gummy bear is an epic achievement in mankind’s history. This massive gummy bear weighs over 4.5 pounds and has a wide variety of uses outside of its own nutritional value. This monstrosity of sugar also makes a great Valentine’s Day gift
Bring some humor into the bedroom with this novelty “his” and “hers” duvet. This queen sized bed cover is made from 100% cotton and sports a design that divides the bed equally between you and you sweetheart.
Work on your stroke while you do work on the porcelain throne with this mini-golf putting game. Perfect for any size bathroom, the toilet mini-golf game is a great gift idea for the golfing enthusiast and comes with a putting green, two balls, and a mini
Experience a magical fun filled night that you’ll never remember by playing the Drink Or Dare card game. Players take turns either matching the number or color of the card laid before them – or performing embarrassing dares like talking dirty to someone.
From the online mischief maker that gave us the “knock knock hijack” and “hotel graffiti” comes But….You’re A Horse romance novel. A varied collections of gags, anecdotes, and pranks that have nothing whatsoever to do with the cover.
Give yourself one more reason to never want to get out of bed in the morning by snuggling up with this pepperoni pizza bed cover. The duvet comes emblazoned with a realistic image of a mouth-watering cheesy and greasy pizza pie.
Ladies, prepare to enter a fantasy world where men listen to your issues, prepare delicious home-cooked meals, and clean the house when you dig into the pages of the “Porn for Women” book. It portrays the opposite sex just as you’d always imagined.